Dick Picks

When it comes to politics, it is helpful to remember that most dicks are not jerks that will ruin your life just because they can.

Cute, tiny costumes.

Raising the bar for gays and girls.

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Political Stalker to Pretend Fundraise at Crossroads Christian Church

Bigfork resident General Paul Valley is a master at employing his vast  "Special Operations, Psychological and Civil-Military Operations" experience to channel all the latest hype, tripe and right wing outrage to keep the the local yokels stirred up and feeling like good old patriotic heroes.  General Valley's Psy Ops were effective enough to get the Daily Interlake to provide major coverage for a Bengazi skit and ignore a packed meeting of local people with Agent Orange related illnesses last year.

This guy is slick, as well as politically connected to local power brokers like  Dee Kirk-Boon of the Lakeside-Somers Chamber of Commerce where business is conducted at the Vista Linda Restaurant because, Mark Blasdel.  The Daily Interlake notes that Tickets cost $20 per adult or $5 for those 18 and under to witness the puppet O'Keefe regale them with  tales of his many lawbreaking hi-jinks in service of keeping their Bogey men alive.

Valley is a genius to let the audience feel like their twenty spot helps the cause as they whip and  twist the scandals Du Jour until they climax in a pseudo patriotic frenzy  with an over riding desire to elect the Koch, Wilkes and AFP front men to the Montana State house once again. Please take my hypothesis with a grain of salt, as The Intercept's Jon Schwarz predicts that the Koch Brothers will Pour All Their Money Into Making Bernie Sanders President.

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post has been updated with a pic from a Benhgazi Porn search 09-11-15 and a pic from an evil jpg search

Onions Lobby For Arctic Crude

The Intercept's Lee Fang reports that the National Onion Association very nearly replicated some  petroleum drilling financed astroturf. Who could predict that the onion industry would demonstrate such strong support for oil and gas development in the Arctic Outer Continental Shelf (OC)?

Agenda for America: 12 Steps Forward

1. Rebuilding Our Crumbling Infrastructure
2. Reversing Climate Change
3. Creating Worker Co-ops
4. Growing the Trade Union Movement
5. Raising the Minimum Wage
6. Pay Equity for Women Workers
7. Trade Policies that Benefit American Workers
8. Making College Affordable for All
9. Taking on Wall Street
10. Health Care as a Right for All
11. Protecting the Most Vulnerable Americans
12. Real Tax Reform

 If you are as sick of 30 second political ads as I am, you can sign Bernie's petition to the Democratic party asking to Debate Early and Often.

Wikileaks Explains Three Big T's (Corporate Ownership)

TPP, TTIP and TISA, all of these secret laws are alive and well.